XC Terminology...saw
this on a Colorado HS XC Website.
Too good not to share...enjoy! Coach
Fillipow
Every sport has specialized
terminology.
Cross country is no exception, except that cross country has less
specialized terminology than most sports.
Assistant Coach - a
young, fast guy who can keep up with the kids the head coach can't keep
up with any longer.
Carbo Loading – an excuse for
the team to have a relatively inexpensive meal together. It’s highly
doubtful that carbohydrate loading serves any useful purpose for a 5K
race. In fact, it makes many people a little gaseous the following
morning.
Chute – a place for
runners to hurl while supported in the arms of an adult whose only sin
was to volunteer to help out with the meet. It’s usually difficult to
get help to volunteer for the chute more than once, especially more
than once in the same season. For whatever reason(s), though, some
volunteers forget this experience and can be duped into working the
chute in subsequent years.
Core Strength – notoriously
absent among individuals who have grown up consumed with eating,
texting, and playing video games. The condition is addressed by doing a
number of exercises that make athletes feel conspicuously
self-conscious. “Okay, everybody, let’s get in the table position and
do some fire hydrants!”
Course Map – a photocopied
document typically in short supply at meets, worthy of a D+ in a third
grade art class, and cleverly designed to confuse coaches and runners
from visiting schools.
Cross Training – postponing the
inevitable. Runners who are nursing an injury are often given some sort
of non-impact aerobic workout to do for a day or two in hopes that
stress reaction won’t turn into a stress fracture. Bicycling,
elliptical, swimming, and water running are the workouts of choice.
Most high schoolers are very poor water runners, all the more so when
doing it without supervision. It takes some practice to do it even
close to right. As an aside, never assign bicycling as a cross training
workout for an athlete with patellar tendonitis.
Eligibility Check – a pointless
exercise for nearly all cross country runners. Even having a team GPA
of 4.0 is no guarantee that you’ll win the Academic Team Champions
award for cross country. Contrast with ….
Games Committee – a group of
coaches and school administrators with the unenviable task of
arbitrating disputes arising out of meets. Much to the relief of all
concerned, appeals are rarely filed or needed in cross country. Be
suspicious, however, of anyone volunteering for a games committee
assignment.
Hydrating – an activity crucial
to a runner’s well-being, but dangerous to do during a school day where
most teachers are reluctant to let students visit the restroom as a
matter of routine. Life is cruel at times.
Intervals – a type of workout
typically done at or near race pace. Athletes run a fixed time or
distance (usually five minutes or less or one mile or less), recover
for a fixed period of time (the “interval”), and repeat until the coach
wearies of the process or the sun goes down.
IT Band – the name of choice
for a future rock group made up of former distance runners who
experience hip or knee pain while walking down stairs, doing squats,
and a few such similar activities.
Fartlek – nothing resembling
what it sounds like. Fartlek means “speed play” in some Scandinavian
tongue. Or at least that’s what we’re told. Trouble is, everyone who’s
told me that was either winking or had a nervous tic in their eyelid.
The term refers to a run in which runners go faster, then slower,
faster, then slower, and usually mostly slower by the end (unless
they’re really fit).
Flats – lighter weight racing
shoes, but distinguishable from spikes (see below).
Pack Time – the interval of
time between a team’s first and last scoring runners. In some cases,
minimizing this time becomes a team's strategy for a meet, a version of
“No Child Left Behind” as applied to cross country. It’s fine to have a
short pack time if your fifth runner can beat most teams' first runner.
Of course, almost any strategy works well in that case. Opinion differs
on whether a minimal pack time is good when your fifth runner isn’t
that fast. The idea behind focusing on pack time is to “pull along”
your last scoring runner. Sometimes it works and more frequently it
doesn’t. Sixth and seventh runners are generally left to fend for
themselves.
Recovery Day – a day where you
get strength back for an upcoming harder workout. Typically, this means
a 30 to 45 minute run. You should be impressed that people can do this
much work and still call it “recovery.”
Rules Meeting – the annual
convocation of coaches for the purpose of being informed about changes
to rules that nobody knew were rules and arguing over interpretations
of the uniform rule.
Spikes – lighter weight racing
shoes with nasty metal protrusions on the bottom of the shoe. Spikes
are rarely worn in Colorado as totally grass surfaces (where the nasty
metal protrusions are actually useful for something besides shredding
the lower leg of the runner in front of or behind you) are rare in our
state. Spikes make an irritating “skritch, skritch, skritch…” sound
when running over the hard surfaces that occur at some point on most
Colorado cross country courses.
Stress Fracture – a
season-ending injury and an excuse to purchase the fashion accessory of
choice for distance runners—a black boot.
Tempo (or Threshold) Run – a
run at a comfortably hard pace for a fixed duration of time, usually
about 20 minutes. Most high school runners are perceptive enough to
realize that “comfortably hard” is an oxymoron and therefore struggle
with settling into the proper pace.
Trainer - meaning depends on
context. Can refer either to the all-purpose running shoe that keeps
entities like Nike, Adidas, Asics, etc. in the black or to the
quasi-medical person seen by the person hoping for a waiver from the
day’s workout.
Training Through – an
all-purpose excuse for running poorly in a race, as in “I was just
training through this race.” Sometimes, it is true, but the rationale
is invoked more often than that.